JUG BAND QUARTETTE (different versions amalgated into one -- this the way the Stompers do it) You know, way down yonder in Memphis Tennessee. The jug band music sounds sweet to me. Sounds so sweet, it's hard to beat. Jug band music certainly was a treat to me. I heard the boys playing the other day. You know those boys drove my blues away. Sounds so sweet, it's hard to beat. Jug band music certainly was a treat to me. [break] I went hone, turned on my radio. Jug band music made me stomp down my floor Sounds so sweet, it's hard to beat. Jug band music certainly was a treat to me. Went back to my lady, set down on her knee Says if you can't play the jug then you can't play with me Sounds so sweet, and it's hard to beat. Jug band music certainly was a treat to me. [break] [instrumental] Old lady Dinah, she's long and she's tall Sleeps in the kitchen with her feet in the hall Sounds so sweet, and it's hard to beat. Jug band music certainly was a treat to me. I told those people way across that hall. I'm playing this piece and you know that's all. Sounds so sweet, it's hard to beat. Jug band music certainly was a treat to me. [end] [extra verses] You know that old lady down there, you know, sitting on a rock. Had a 40 dollar razor trying to shave their knot. Sounds so sweet, it's hard to beat. Jug band music certainly was a treat to me. Now run here, doctor, won't you run here quick. All he wants is trying to have my hammer fixed. Sounds so sweet, it's hard to beat. Jug band music certainly was a treat to me.